Does The Sandwich Girl Like You?

It is a question that most single lads are faced with at least once in their illustrious eating careers: does the beautiful young lady making your sandwich like you?

It’s a question that has no easy answer. Yes, it would be simpler if she were to write “I heart you” with mustard on the footlong sub, but as this is rarely the case, more refined deductions must be employed.

The first thing to keep in mind is that in order to be liked, you must be likable. A few easy-to-remember guidelines will assist you. One, briskly walk to the counter with a faint hint of a smile, looking intently at the menu. Even if you know what you want, it is best to give the sandwich lady a few moments to look you over. Clever quips are encouraged throughout the sandwich ordering process. Phrases such as “You know, you slice that bread like a pro” or “I get the impression you’ve made one of these before” can work wonders in making a positive impression. Most sandwich girls, in my experience, are very willing to tell little stories about their past sandwich making exploits, so it is key that you listen while wearing a subtle, but pleasant smile, and that you are ready to chuckle handsomely when the need arises.

Another trick I’ve learned is the “Surprise Me” technique, where you tell the sandwich girl you’re indecisive on the toppings, and that you’d like it done “however she likes it”. This is exciting and will make your sandwich queen feel like a million dollars. Be sure to chat pleasantly throughout the process, asking interesting questions instead of chattering on about yourself.

When discerning whether or not a sandwich girl likes you, you must weigh several factors. Did the sandwich girl give you extra meat and cheese? Some say that cheese layers can be a good indicator of how strongly she feels about you. Another indicator is if she touched your hand while giving you change. Most guys miss this one, but if a sandwich girl is into you, 9 times out of 10, they will brush the palm of your hand with their fingers while giving change and a receipt. Did she point out which cup was the 32 oz.? This, and other similar cues, are signs that she wants to go out of her way to make you happy.

Now for practical tips. If the sandwich girl is into you, then what should you do? My advice is never to ask for a date until after the fourth sandwich. It varies from guy to guy, but I think it is a good rule of thumb to live by. I’d advise going slow, and just making the most out of your sandwich sessions at first. Eat a late lunch so she isn’t as busy when you arrive, so you can treasure the moments as the bread is toasting, or as she puts toppings on the sandwich, taking her precious time, and basking in your attention. Some of the richest moments of a relationship can be spent staring deep into each others eyes from across the deli counter.

With patience and attention, you can win the heart of your local sandwich girl. All it takes is love, care, and a little chipotle sauce.